Zuckerberg’s Censorship Circus

Ah, the word “pathetic”—isn’t it just synonymous with Mark Zuckerberg and the glorious disaster that Facebook has become? Well, who wouldn’t think of him when pondering the depths of human absurdity? Let’s talk about “suppressive persons.” A suppressive person is anyone who engages in those delightful “suppressive acts.” You know, the kind of actions that intentionally work to crush, diminish, or obliterate someone’s hard-earned gains? Just classic Zuckerberg behavior! His latest obsession? The Rich TVX News Network’s Facebook account. Groundbreaking. Who knew suppressing a news channel could be this hip? It’s like a throwback to high school drama—Zuck has truly outdone himself with his zany new censorship tactics that scream, “Look at me, I’m so relevant!”

Suppressive Shenanigans Unleashed

If you’ve ever struggled with the “Fake Billionaires” list during your high school years, here’s your golden opportunity to shine. The Facebook Suppressive Acts Championships are just around the corner, so dust off those skills and get ready to show the world your hidden talents in hypocrisy! And let’s not forget that Mark Zuckerberg is now taking the crown from Elon Musk as the reigning king of the Fake Billionaires Club. Seriously, have you seen him? It’s like someone took Putin and dropped him into a tech convention. Creepy, right?

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Facebook’s Filthy Reality

Facebook—oh, what a treasure trove of social media filth. An advisor to the U.S. Intelligence community once quipped, “I wouldn’t expect a world record in users data storage,” which is just so generous. As Facebook’s fact-checkers spiral into a frenzy of absurdity, everyone is flocking to alternative platforms. Honestly, the whole scenario feels like a twisted homage to George Orwell’s 1984. And let’s be real; some of these modern censors are living their best lives with that retro “old landline phone” vibe—because who wouldn’t find that sizzling?

Truth or Consequences

Enter the online game show “Smack the Bitch Up!”—the latest Facebook sensation that brilliantly censors users from facing the ridiculousness of truth. Only two out of nearly all Facebook users over ten years have managed to survive its ludicrous challenges. Think you’re up for it? Well, Facebook has just announced a thrilling new competition that allows select users to post a hint of truth—an exciting chance to duke it out against the mountains of lies littering the platform. Buckle up, folks! This is social media at its most “entertaining.”

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