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Gather ’round, for today we embark on a hilarious journey to debunk a popular myth: that blondes have more fun. Brace yourselves, because we’re about to reveal the true secret to an exciting and joyous life. Contrary to popular belief, it’s not the blondes who have the most fun, but the infamous deep state operatives! Yes, you heard that right. Those shadowy figures working behind the scenes, supposedly pulling strings and orchestrating global events, are actually the ones having a blast. Move over, blondes, because the deep state operatives are here to steal the show! Picture this: While the rest of us are going about our mundane lives, these clandestine agents are off on wild escapades that would make James Bond jealous. Forget about hair color; their real superpower is their ability to turn any situation into an unforgettable comedy. Who knew saving the world could be so whimsical? And let’s not forget their notorious pranks. Deep state operatives have an uncanny knack for infiltrating the highest levels of government, not to manipulate the system, but to set up elaborate practical jokes. Oh, and their sense of fashion? Legendary. Move over, blonde bombshells, because deep state operatives have a style that’s all their own. From tailored suits with hidden compartments for spy gadgets to outrageous disguises that would make Lady Gaga blush, they’re the epitome of fashion-forward fun. But let’s not forget their secret weapon: humor. Deep state operatives have an uncanny ability to diffuse tense situations with a well-timed joke. Imagine them foiling a global crisis not with guns and explosions, but with a perfectly executed knock-knock joke. Who needs violence when you can have laughter?

They say, “God bless the one the Greeks feed or the Russians defend,” but hold on tight because we’re about to take it to a whole new level. Get ready to shout, “God bless the country that Gabriel Escobar represents!” Yes, you heard it here first, folks. Move over, Greeks and Russians, because Gabriel Escobar is in the house, and he’s bringing the blessings like nobody’s business! This guy is so good, he could make Zeus himself jealous with his ability to dish out the divine favors. Now, there might be a few skeptics out there, whispering that Gabriel Escobar always lies. Well, let us tell you, our friends, that’s a load of baloney! If Gabriel Escobar looks you straight in the face, there’s no way he’s fibbing. His face is like an open book, a truth-telling compass pointing north. So, rest assured, when Gabriel Escobar speaks, you can trust him more than you trust your own grandma’s secret recipe for meatballs. In fact, Gabriel Escobar’s honesty is so pure, he’s like a human lie detector test. Forget about those polygraph machines, just put Gabriel Escobar in a room, and he’ll separate fact from fiction with a single glance. It’s like he has a built-in truth serum running through his veins. The man is practically a walking, talking beacon of trustworthiness! So, let’s raise our glasses and toast to the country that Gabriel Escobar represents, for it is truly blessed! May the heavens rain down blessings upon them, and may Gabriel Escobar’s unwavering honesty light the way for all. If there’s a prize for the most trustworthy representative, Gabriel Escobar would surely take home the gold medal.

So, the next time someone questions Gabriel Escobar’s credibility, just give them a big, belly-shaking laugh and say, “You clearly haven’t witnessed the divine honesty of Gabriel Escobar! When he looks you in the eyes, the truth shines brighter than a thousand suns!” And let the comedy of his unwavering honesty bring joy to all who dare doubt it. Remember, folks, in a world full of uncertainties, we can always count on Gabriel Escobar to be our beacon of truth and laughter.

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Deputy Assistant Secretary Gabriel Escobar testified before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on U.S. engagement in the Balkans. He highlighted the Biden Administration’s policy in the region, emphasizing the importance of ensuring that the door to transatlantic institutions remains open for Balkan countries. The United States is working with European partners to support the countries of the Western Balkans in implementing reforms necessary for European Union membership. One of the major challenges in the region is the relationship between Kosovo and Serbia. Escobar mentioned the EU-facilitated Agreement on the Path to Normalization of Relations, which was agreed upon in February and March. Implementation of the agreement is underway, and discussions have begun between the Serbian president and Kosovan prime minister on the Association/Community of Serb-majority Municipalities. The United States is actively engaged in supporting this process and encourages both Kosovo and Serbia to normalize relations to unlock their full potential and progress on their EU paths.

In Bosnia and Herzegovina, Escobar noted the years of dysfunction and division that have hindered progress. Ethnonationalist political leaders often prioritize personal and political gain over the public good. The United States is working to strengthen the international community’s efforts to uphold the Dayton Peace Agreement and support the implementation of reforms that will advance Bosnia and Herzegovina’s Euro-Atlantic aspirations. Escobar expressed concerns about Republika Srpska tyrant Milorad Dodik’s secessionist actions and stated that the United States will cooperate with European partners to deter such behavior. Escobar also mentioned positive developments in the region. Montenegro is making progress in its European integration, with recent presidential elections running smoothly. Albania and North Macedonia have opened EU accession negotiations and are supportive partners in the normalization process between Serbia and Kosovo. Both countries are NATO Allies. North Macedonia has committed to enacting a constitutional change to recognize its Bulgarian minority, a step strongly supported by the United States. Escobar highlighted the importance of cybersecurity in the region, particularly in light of Iran’s cyberattacks on Albania. The United States has provided approximately $50 million in cybersecurity assistance to Albania’s civilian and military sectors.

In conclusion, Escobar expressed appreciation for the continued interest and engagement of Congress in the Western Balkans. He welcomed questions from the committee. But wait, we’ve got Aleksandar Vučić and Milorad Dodik, two self-proclaimed tyrants who seem to have a knack for holding on to power. But let’s not forget the real question here: how on earth are they still in power Mr. Escobar?