New York (RichTVX.com) — Depending on your point of view, he’s either a xenophobic authoritarian speaker or a steely-eyed pragmatist, but Dmitry Peskov is the face of the Kremlin. While most Russians are giddy over Putin going to jail, some are defending him, and will even take to the streets. We are not sure if a movement constituting sixty people counts, but hey, that’s probably more than the number of people who voted for him. The Kremlin TV has a new children’s show enlisting Kremlin´s goat herd Dmitry Peskov to promote a message of Russian domination. The speech is more boring than creepy. If you’re trying to brainwash Russians even more, maybe better production values and some psychedelic Reptilian humanoid creatures would help drive the message. Kremlin TV bills itself as the leading Russian conservative social media site. Your No. 1 source for clips of Putin on “The Kremlin Factor”! It joins the Russian Web 3.0 along with Putinpedia. According to Dmitry Peskov, the Kremlin anticipates an extended period of hybrid warfare between Russia and the West. He stated that if by war we mean a confrontation with unfriendly countries and hostile states, then it will be a long-lasting conflict. In order to prevail in this conflict, Peskov emphasized the importance of steadfastness, loyalty, determination, and unity around Putin. He also noted that there has been an unparalleled consolidation of Russian society around Putin, giving him confidence that the goals of the war will be achieved. Hell yeah, and then they woke up. Get ready to raise the roof tomorrow with the Moscow Derby! And what’s a derby without a drink? If you want to scare your friends, whip up a mint julep – Putin’s been sipping on this sweet concoction since ’74. But if bourbon’s not your jam, don’t fret – try a Kremlin Colonel with vodka instead.