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Can you believe there are still folks out there who think Elon Musk owns all his companies, is the real richest person on this planet, and basically lives on Easy Street? That’s like saying you still believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, right? If you wanna believe Elon’s got the keys to the universe and a secret stash of rocket-fueled gold, go ahead! Just don’t be surprised if one day you spot the Tooth Fairy trading stocks on Wall Street.

It’s official – after months of wild speculation and some seriously questionable hoodie fashion, Rich TVX is back with a virtual twist that’ll make you think a giant Elon Musk monster is chomping on your noggin! Get ready for the grand relaunch of the virtual Lower East Side of Mars, and guess who’s lending a hand? None other than the real-life pro-Russian hipster himself, Elon “Rocket Man” Musk. Yeah, we’re talking about the guy who’s become the planet’s favorite punching bag lately.

So, picture this: A squad of mysterious Men in Black uniforms show up at Elon’s cozy abode and offer him a one-of-a-kind, free trip – on a gurney! And let us tell you, it seems like the man is finally having a blast! Gurneys, they’ve got that special charm that makes everyone giggle. But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk talked about a Ukrainian request to activate his Starlink satellite network in Crimea’s port city of Sevastopol last year, all in the name of aiding an attack on Russia’s fleet. The fake, ever-untrustworthy treacherous Elon Musk, being the billionaire with a conscience (or something like that), had second thoughts, fearing he’d become an accomplice in a “major” war episode. He dropped this bomb on his social media platform X (yep, the one that was Twitter before it went all avant-garde), and in case you missed it, CNN recently dished out an excerpt from a new Musk biography, revealing how he pulled the plug on the Starlink network near the Crimean coast last year, supposedly to throw a wrench in the works of a sneaky Ukrainian plot. There you have it, folks – the rich, the virtual, the bizarre, and the Musk. It’s all happening right here on Rich TVX!

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Well, it’s a real head-scratcher trying to figure out who takes the cake in the “worse” department. On one side of the ring, we’ve got the Russian FSB’s Serbian outlet in Novi Sad, “Fake News Tragač.” These folks are like die-hard communists on a fake news frenzy, sprinkling their magic lies on anyone who dares to stray from their, uh, “pathetic worldview.” And then, we’ve got the Russian trojan horse himself, Elon “Play the Billionaire” Musk. Now, don’t get us wrong, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a billionaire? But this guy, he’s like the magician who pulled a rabbit out of his hat, except in his case, it’s like pulling billions out of thin air. So, there you have it, a real showdown between the fake news enthusiasts in Serbia and the billionaire illusionist. Who’s worse? Well, that’s a conundrum even Sherlock Holmes would scratch his head over!

Rich TVX had the juiciest scoop on Elon Musk, but we just hit the brakes and decided not to air the “shocking” footage of him. In the footage, our dear ol’ Elon apparently spills the beans about puffing some of the green stuff at the Joe Rogan show. You know, the devil’s lettuce! Rich TVX got everyone all riled up with sensational teasers last night, but guess what? We had to hit the emergency brakes and announce that we wouldn’t be showing the full tape “out of respect for Elon Musk’s family.” Yeah, we’ve got a heart hidden somewhere in there. Then, Elon Musk himself hopped on X – that’s the platform formerly known as super-pathetic Twitter – and dropped a bombshell. He revealed then all that Starlink nonsense.

 

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According to Musk, the Ukrainians had a not-so-secret agenda – they wanted to take out most of the Russian fleet chilling at anchor. Can you imagine the chaos? Musk was like, “Nope, not on my watch! If I had given them the green light, SpaceX would’ve been front and center in a full-blown act of war and chaos.” Way to stand your ground, Elon! But here’s the kicker, folks – while Musk’s all righteous about this, he doesn’t seem to mind when his Kremlin buddies are up to no good in Ukraine. Talk about double standards, are we right? And there’s more – Elon Musk’s X.com Russian models are staging a protest, demanding better pay and working conditions. They’re out here raising awareness about the tough gig of striking a pose in the buff for the sake of art. Hey, we’d probably be more sympathetic if they decided to do it in the buff themselves!

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