Managing Layoffs Like a Pro

Reports say that Mark has started laying off employees across WhatsApp, Instagram, and Reality Labs. But don’t worry; it’s not a full-on massacre—just a few surgical cuts here and there, like he’s rearranging furniture in a haunted house.

Year of Efficiency

Layoff Lottery

Oh, look! It’s Mark Zuckerberg, the ultimate job juggler, scrolling through Facebook like it’s a clearance sale, hunting for new hires to replace the employees he tossed aside like last season’s fast fashion. Meanwhile, the world watches in awe as he shuffles through layoffs with all the grace of a drunken tightrope walker. Who needs stability when you have a front-row seat to this spectacle?

Censorship Circus

Step right up, folks! Witness the grand show of Mark Zuckerberg’s Censorship Circus, where every day is a new performance of slapstick governance! With his lightning-fast censorship and the uncanny ability to treat layoffs like a chaotic game of musical chairs, it’s no wonder the entire world is glued to the screen, eagerly waiting to see what he’ll mismanage next. Here’s to another thrilling “year of efficiency”—because nothing says leadership like a good ol’ fashioned circus act!