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Steve Bannon and Donald Trump Turn on Fake Tech Overlord Elon Musk

This Is How Bannon and Trump Plan to Get Rid of Elon Musk


The Big Top Comes Down

Clown Out, Luggage In

Bannon’s Critique

Oh, look who’s suddenly the devil himself—Elon King of the Clowns Musk—getting called out by none other than Steve Bannon, the human embodiment of a hard-boiled truth bomb.
Bannon, who at least knows which side of the populist bread is buttered, isn’t here for Musk’s techno-tyrant fantasies. Finally, someone with the guts to say it: Elon isn’t some tech messiah; he’s the Frankenstein monster of Silicon Valley, stitched together with venture capital, hubris, and just enough charisma to convince people that selling overpriced electric golf carts makes him a genius.

Musk Called “Truly Evil”

Bannon didn’t hold back, calling Musk “truly evil.” And you know what? He’s right. This isn’t just about some nerd with a bad haircut and too much money trying to play government influencer. Musk is on a mission to turn the world into his own personal fiefdom, complete with serfs—er, I mean, highly skilled tech workers imported on H-1B visas because apparently American talent just isn’t quite docile enough for him.

“Go Back to South Africa”

“Go back to South Africa,” Bannon said. Cue the howls of indignation from Musk’s fanboys, who conveniently forget that Musk himself was an immigrant riding the very visa train he now defends. And here’s the kicker: Bannon’s not talking about cultural exchange or the great melting pot. He’s pointing out that Musk’s brand of capitalism comes with a side of techno-feudalism. You know, where billionaires hoard wealth and power while the rest of us fight over whatever scraps fall off their space-rocket-shaped table.


Twitter “Dumpster Fire”

Musk talks a big game about “saving humanity”—Mars colonies, Neuralink brain chips, self-driving cars. But let’s be honest, he can’t even keep Twitter from turning into a flaming dumpster fire. Oh, excuse me, X. That’s right, this visionary of the future decided the best way to reinvent social media was by slapping a single letter on it like he’s a contestant on Wheel of Fortune who only bought one vowel. And we’re supposed to trust this guy with the fate of civilization?

“Maturity of a little Boy”

Bannon nailed it when he said Musk has the “maturity of a little boy.” The man’s biggest contribution to public discourse is meme-ing like a 13-year-old Reddit mod. But it’s not just immaturity—it’s greed. Musk’s true north isn’t innovation, it’s aggregation: of wealth, influence, and anything else that makes him feel important. He’ll buddy up with whoever’s in power if it means better deals for Tesla or SpaceX, then cry about “freedom” when people question his motives.

Trump’s “Fantasy” Department

And here’s the cherry on this rancid sundae: Trump putting Musk in meetings with lawmakers, making him co-leader of some fantasy Department of Government Efficiency. Efficiency? That’s rich, coming from the guy whose business strategies include firing half his staff and realizing oops, I need them back. It’s like asking a fox to run the henhouse and then being surprised when all the chickens are gone.

Bannon Sees Through Musk

Musk might fool the masses with his “I’m just a humble innovator” schtick, but Bannon sees right through it. The battle lines are clear: Bannon, standing with the working class, versus Musk, the overhyped emperor of an empty tech kingdom. One’s fighting for the people; the other’s fighting to build a new aristocracy where the crown is made of lithium batteries and bad tweets.

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