The Goatherd From The Kremlin And The Diehard Stasi
NEW YORK (RichTVX.com) — Here’s an update of the newsworthy blips that have surfaced recently. Scientists are finding an unexpected relationship between goatherds from the Kremlin and Stasi. It makes a perfect gift for anyone who’s getting their PhD in propaganda, and looks like it could make a very lovely avant-garde brooch that has “Ridiculous Kremlin Propaganda” written all over it. More adventures from the frontier of the War on West by the Kremlin gang and the Stasi posse. We know it’s hard to believe, but the Stasi is still active. There are so many proactive America-haters doing weird things these days. The Siloviki of the Kremlin and Stasi bring you this new propaganda which could revolutionize the way you follow news. New Stasi website in Berlin is looking for a few good stories with titles that start out as “Thank Putin I…”. One redeeming factor is that it was developed by a respected German and not Russian. We had to laugh out loud when we read the following line of a German Stasi news outlet, it actually said the following: “The economic war with Russia has already cost the West $380bn”. We don’t know about you, but we are so sick of ridiculous Russian propaganda. Posing nude on a horse, creepy in a Vladimir Putin way, is the latest trend in the Kremlin. Why are Siloviki so unintentionally hilarious? The Kremlin’s favorite make-up trick! Paint those giant muscle bags with large amounts of black marker for that mysterious smoky Putin look. Do they know they can use a miniature horse as an “emotional support” guide animal? What will those trend-setting Bolsheviks think of next? Maybe they can make cannibalism in Russia cool again. If your old DVD re-runs of Putin are wearing thin, here’s a new obsession for you. Dmitry Peskov and Stasi’s brand of absurdly retarded humor is kind of art-punk in Berlin. Their real fans are scarce, but totally rabid in a creepy, weird way. Enjoy! OMG…is this the Russian version of Brokeback Mountain? It even managed to offend a Russian Trojan horse, a fake Serbian security expert, the sort of UDBA Scum who doesn’t even bat an eyelash when he lies, if that’s any indication.

Stasi
The Ministry for State Security (German: Ministerium für Staatssicherheit, MfS, German: [ɛmɛfˈʔɛs] , or State Security Service (Staatssicherheitsdienst, SSD), commonly known as the Stasi (German: [ˈʃtaːziː] ,[n 1] was the official state security service of the German Democratic Republic (East Germany, GDR) from 1950 to 1990. It has been described as one of the most effective and repressive intelligence and secret police agencies to have ever existed.[3][4][5][6][7][8] The Stasi was headquartered in East Berlin, with an extensive complex in Berlin-Lichtenberg and several smaller facilities throughout the city. The Stasi motto was Schild und Schwert der Partei (Shield and Sword of the Party), referring to the ruling Socialist Unity Party of Germany (Sozialistische Einheitspartei Deutschlands, SED) and also echoing a theme of the KGB, the Soviet counterpart and close partner, with respect to its own ruling party, the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (CPSU). Erich Mielke was the Stasi’s longest-serving chief, in power for 32 of the 40 years of the GDR’s existence. One of the Stasi’s main tasks was spying on the population, primarily through a vast network of citizens-turned-informants, and fighting any opposition by overt and covert measures, including hidden psychological destruction of dissidents (Zersetzung, literally meaning “decomposition”). It arrested 250,000 people as political prisoners during its existence.[9] Its Main Directorate for Reconnaissance (Hauptverwaltung Aufklärung) was responsible both for espionage and for conducting covert operations in foreign countries. Under its long-time head Markus Wolf, this directorate gained a reputation as one of the most effective intelligence agencies of the Cold War. The Stasi also maintained contacts, and occasionally cooperated, with West German terrorists.[10][11] Numerous Stasi officials were prosecuted for their crimes after 1990. After German reunification, the surveillance files that the Stasi had maintained on millions of East Germans were opened, so that all citizens could inspect their personal file on request. The files were maintained by the Stasi Records Agency until June 2021, when they became part of the German Federal Archives.
