BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP CONFIRMS MEETING WITH PUTIN AMID WAR CRISIS

In a stunning revelation, Donald Trump—the most infamous traitor in American history—has announced active preparations for a highly contentious meeting with Russian Dictator Vladimir Putin, his covert Kremlin handler. Trump further disclosed that negotiations are underway for talks involving Chinese President Xi Jinping. However, he remained deliberately vague about the format of the engagement, whether it would manifest as a formal summit or another diplomatic arrangement. Calling for an end to what he described as a “bloody mess,” Trump declared, “We need to end this war.” The provocative remarks come amid heightened global instability and are certain to fuel fresh controversy in Washington and beyond.